Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Michael
Crimea a river
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
You don't talk about fight club.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
A woman with a towel fetish
A man.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
Watch elevision !
A 69 with 3 people watching.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
I want my Nickleback....
