Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Michael
There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A pedrophile.
His life improved after he met the rock.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Watch the Parking son."
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Michael J. Fox.
He uses the finest ingredients.
A: Deterrent.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
They smuck
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
