What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael