What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."