Michael
There was a face off in the corner.
Conductor
Not Ali....
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
About 5 drinks
The truth is out there.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Nothing, Michael liked boys.