What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house