What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.