What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".