What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......