Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs