What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce