What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.