What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.