What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

Cab Jokes More Cab Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.