Where to sir?
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.
Livin' on a fare!
A CABBAGE!
