Sir" from a distance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Good jab.
Red, because it runs the most.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
A thief in the knight
Sir Loin.
He ran out of patients.
He was already taking out a tooth
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
They were both caused by a message from god.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
