Sir" from a distance.
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Sir
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
Where to sir?
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
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Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
They're both X-Men.
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4:00 For:Klock
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
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Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
T-shoes!
Secretary: My lawyer.
He ran out of patients.
They quit smoking.
Justin Bieber gets jealous.
A private tutor
A laplander !
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
Bet on it.
