How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"