How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!