When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ?

Arizona room for one of us in this town !

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

Who lives in the white house?

the black man