How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage