How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage