Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.