Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped