What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.