What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.