What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.