What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress