What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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