What do you call it when one piece of c...

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy