What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!