What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.