How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis