Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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How bad?

Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.