How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor