How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.