What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Which country do doctors hate?

any

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press