What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)