What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Because they hate the french press...

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The French. They always have their hands up.

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It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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French press

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Because they hate french press.

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Price is right!

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press