What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.