Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!