Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.