What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!