What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.