What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.