What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.