What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.