Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.