Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.