Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut