Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.