Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.