How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!