How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!