How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?