What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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