What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao