Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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A Mexican moose

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Jesus died on the cross

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YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word