What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes