Diabetes
Santa isn't real.
A subordinate Clause.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
To the boo-ty parlour.
Santapplause !
Cancer.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
