What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.