Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.