Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.