What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.