What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.