Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.