Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.