Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.