Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.