What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.