What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."