Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST