Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST