What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41