What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.