What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!