What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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See ewwww later!

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removed

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!