Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41