La chaim-lich maneuver.
A maid man.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
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You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.
He was choking the chicken.
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat