What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat