What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!