What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill