What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.