What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.