Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.